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08/02/2003 Entry: "It's official... I failed." Dear Gregory M. Larson: The results of your RHCE Certification Exam are reported below. The RHCE Certification Exam allows candidates to qualify for the Red Hat Certified Engineer (RHCE) and Red Hat Certified Technician (RHCT) certificates. Please note that the RHCE designation is understood to both include and supersede the RHCT designation. [ ... blah blah blah... NDA stuff, scores broken down ... ] RHCE overall requirement: average of 80 for Sections I, II, and III Your average: 64.50% RHCT Certification: NO PASS RHCE Certification: NO PASS Man, I didn't even get the RHCT. That's the equivalent of Don Pardo saying, "That’s right, Punk ...you lost! And let me tell you what you didn’t win: a twenty volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a year’s supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Fransisco treat. But that’s not all. You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. You brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. You don’t get to back tomorrow. You don’t even get a lousy copy of our home game. You’re a complete loser!"* Puh... * Stolen from lyrics of Weird Al's spoof "I Lost on Jeopardy"